The Sideline-Scold Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Purdy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Purdy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.