The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Purdy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Purdy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Purdy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.