The Kneel-Down Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Purdy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- The play clock hits zero on Purdy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
72%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Purdy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.