The Snap Count Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Purdy's stadium. Only over Purdy.
- The play clock hits zero on Purdy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
91%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Purdy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.