The Snap Count Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Purdy, the end zone is a rumor.
- Purdy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
80%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.