The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kaufusi is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
77%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.