The Invisible Route Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kaufusi's stadium. Only over Kaufusi.
- Kaufusi finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kaufusi drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.