The Blocking Assignment Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kaufusi gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kaufusi drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.