The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Kaufusi has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
79%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.