The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Kaufusi's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.