The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
- Kaufusi goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kaufusi drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.