The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Kaufusi is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kaufusi, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.