The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Kaufusi is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kaufusi scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.