The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kaufusi's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kaufusi scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.