The Invisible Route Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kaufusi's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Kaufusi will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.