The Blocking Assignment Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kaufusi gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kaufusi, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.