The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kaufusi's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kaufusi, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.