The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kaufusi scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.