The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kaufusi's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kaufusi's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.