The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Ref: "Number Kaufusi, that's a flag." Kaufusi: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kaufusi will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.