The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kaufusi's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kaufusi is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kaufusi, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.