The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Kaufusi is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kaufusi, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.