The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kaufusi scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.