The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kaufusi runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
91%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.