The Chip-and-Release Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kaufusi gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
91%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kaufusi drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.