The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kaufusi tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kaufusi's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.