The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kaufusi's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Ref: "Number Kaufusi, that's a flag." Kaufusi: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kaufusi is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.