The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kaufusi scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.