The Hamstring Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Ref: "Number Kaufusi, that's a flag." Kaufusi: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.