The Phantom Flag Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kaufusi's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.