The Chip-and-Release Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Kaufusi gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
86%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kaufusi scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.