The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Kaufusi will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kaufusi scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.