The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kaufusi sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kaufusi, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.