The Late Scratch Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kaufusi drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.