The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Kaufusi lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.