The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Kaufusi gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kaufusi drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.