The Chip-and-Release Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kaufusi's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.