The Hamstring Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kaufusi's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Kaufusi, Kaufusi, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.