The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Kaufusi catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
91%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kaufusi, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.