The Late Scratch Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Young's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Young's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.