The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Young, that's a flag." Young: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Young, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.