The Sack Spiral Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Young gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Young's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.