The Bad Snap Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Young finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Young scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.