The Phantom Flag Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- A mysterious flag erases Young's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Young will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
77%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Young's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.