The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Young gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Young drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.