The Snap Count Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- A mysterious flag erases Young's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Young goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Young drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.