The Pick-Six Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Young gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Young, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.