The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Young drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.