The Bad Snap Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Young gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Young's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.