The Overthrow Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Every deep ball Young throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Young's stadium. Only over Young.
86%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.